This tee looks pretty awesome in the sun. It’s like a mermaid emerged from the water and was given legs but saved a few of her scales since she liked them so much and stuck them onto the clothing she had to wear because she was getting stares for being nude on a non-nude beach. Plus, you’ll never lose your kid when they’re wearing this and it’s glaring in the sun so much it’s blinding you while you drive. Actually, they might have to wear a sweatshirt over it or something. And if you’re wondering what kind of mermaid has red scales, they’re called fire mermaids. Now go and impress your friends with some knowledge!